Thursday, February 2, 2012

Funny Valentine



I bought a bag of candy hearts yesterday.  I couldn't resist!  It's the first time I've seen them written in Spanish.  How cool is that?  Joseph (8th grade) just finished his first Spanish class in school, so he is translating them for me.  It's funny, I took Spanish in 8th grade too.  I can still sing "La Cucaracha" (The Cockroach Song), well, at least the first verse anyway.  I just googled the translation, however, and it seems my teacher took a little liberty with it way back when.  According to Wikipedia, the majority of the song known today was written during the Mexican Revolution, a period of great political upheaval.  It goes like this:

SpanishEnglish
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,The cockroach, the cockroach,
ya no puede caminarcan't walk anymore
porque le falta, porque no tienebecause it doesn't have, because it's lacking
marihuana pa' fumar.marijuana to smoke.


Now, I distinctly remember being taught the last line of that first verse as "gasolina pa' fumar". The story, as told to the class of '78 went that the cockroach couldn't walk anymore because he spilled a can of gas and it burned his leg.  Now 30 years later, I find out that the poor bug just ran out of pot and couldn't get high!  He stumbled on the road because he lost his buzz?   I think I'm going to teach Joseph the song too.  The lyrics certainly seem harmless now.  What with the pop and rap lyrics that my kids hear all the time.  We'll have our laugh for the day.  Now that's a funny valentine!  Es divertido!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Bubble Tub



My friends gave me a bath today.  Ok, not in the way you might be thinking.  I wasn't suddenly stricken with something debilitating requiring assistance in the tub.  I was all alone in there...really.
My friends just provided me with all the decadent things that made my bath so lovely.  My girlfriend, Leana, made bath salts for Christmas gifts this year.  A wonderful combination of epsom salts and essential oil that she packaged in a holiday gift bag and delivered to my doorstep.  Heaven!  A few spoonfuls in the tub is all it takes to for me to lay back and relax.  A few years ago, when we built our house, old pal Katie gave me a lovely bathroom gift basket complete with bath pillow, French soap, loofah, and a candle.  I'm telling you that bath pillow makes my life complete!  I don't know what I ever did without it.  Gives new meaning to lounging in the tubby.  The candle always helps too, ramping up the olfactory part of the bath experience and setting the mood.
And I love me my loofah!
So, I turned on my bubble tub, settled in and had a good long soak.  It's just about the best thing to beat the winter blues and always leaves me relaxed and refreshed.  I'm letting all my friends in on it!